I am not sure where we would even start with trying to figure out what the weirdest World of Warcraft merchandise is. All we have to do is look at the game and only imagine what the merchandise is going to be like. However, I thought it would be fun to take a break from leveling guides and gold guides, and laugh at ourselves. There is always time for gold farming and questing, so let’s take a step back and see what our fellow gamers are buying in World of Warcraft.
I am sure you knew I was going to open up with a question about underwear, right? Come on guys, do you really want your girl to see you wearing World of Warcraft boxers? It’s fine we all play geek but I’m not too sure I’d want my girl to see me in a goofy pair of WoW boxer shorts. I guess to each his own though, but if you want your girl there in the morning you may just want to find a good ole pair of whitey tighties instead.
Guys aren’t just the only ones with a underwear fetish out there, you ladies got some weirdness going on too. I found bras, panties and sexy lingerie for the ladies. I’ll give you this one, yours is much sexier and cuter than the guys. Like your panties have “Rogues Do It From Behind” and “Booty Bay Lifeguard”. What really surprised me was all the World of Warcraft lingerie that was available. Some of this was listed as costumes, but I wouldn’t be caught outside in this sheer sexy clothing.
Well, we have talked about underwear, so let’s talk about the next best thing…food. Yep I actually found food themed around WoW, and I’m sorry nothing I see in WoW has ever been that mouth watering or appetizing to me.
If you are a WoW fanatic I suggest you take a trip to China. Why you ask, well they have a World of Warcraft themed restaurant. Everything from the wallpaper to the menus has been inspired by WoW. Even the entrance is crafted to resemble the ‘Dark Portal’. I’m not sure what their food is fashioned after…let’s just hope it’s not World of Warcraft food with a traditional Chinese flair! If you’ve ever been to this restaurant let me know, I’d love to hear more about it.
Along the same lines, what is it with people wanting World of Warcraft recipes? Is Betty Crocker not good enough? I have seen my fair share of unique World of Warcraft merchandise but this really leaves me wondering. Do you really want to experience the game that close? I know there are a few fan cookbooks that are available, I can’t say that I have ever read them or even tried any recipes from World of Warcraft. But I’d be interested to read some, so go ahead and leave your best World of Warcraft recipe or let me know of one you have tried!
And the last bit of World of Warcraft merchandise I wanted to rant about was for babies. Babies? Why are we putting our babies in World of Warcraft merchandise? You can find onesies, bibs and other World of Warcraft merchandise for your little one, Most of them are kind of cute, I’ll admit it. You can find things like ‘Daddys Little Druid” and ‘450 Poopy Diaper Skill’. Although these will be just inside jokes for you and your WoW friends, it will fall on deaf ears outside the WoW community.
I bet you never even thought they had such types of World of Warcraft merchandise out there did ya? well now you know when you have to find a gift for that hard to please WOW friend or family member there are more than enough unique items to give.
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